Curiosities of being Bald

I would love to bring a smile to your face, because being bald has its fun part. I have come up with several curiosities of being a pelona:

1. I don't have to comb your hair in the mornings, I just get up and leave. Sometimes I put on a wig (synthetic, please) and run.

2. I can bathe, exercise, and swim without worrying about wetting my hair or sweating.

3. My facial features stand out more, and I love it.

4. I drop the icing on the cake like babies, as I have no hairs on my nose, the mucus falls uncontrollably.

5. I can easily change my appearance, and I do it continuously.

6. I stand out from a crowd; "you can't hide if you were born to stand out" I once heard.

7. The feeling is liberating, letting the water run on your head is quite an experience.

8. During the summer I go super cool, I'm sure I generate more than one envy.

9. Having neither eyelashes nor eyebrows, the eyes are unprotected, so I usually always wear glasses, I have more than 20!

10. I have legs, armpits and other soft areas like the ass of a baby and without any maintenance.

11. Having universal alopecia, I don't have any hair and it doesn't grow, so I don't have to worry about cumbersome shaving.

Can you think of any other curiosity?